Crawl, Don't Run

We here at TPC Central believe in safety.  We advocate drinking in moderation, designated driving and any other legal thing that gets you back home in one piece.  That's why we're shocked--SHOCKED!--to hear that some people think that we'll be actually running from bar to bar.  Running, as in putting one foot in front of the other repeatedly in a hasty fashion.  While drinking.  Gulp.

The confusion may stem from each member of the TPC Committee being a part of Tacoma Runners (join now!), where we enjoy nice, frosty beers AFTER our runs.  But that's a different animal entirely.  Let us clear the air:  There will be no running at The Tacoma Pub Crawl!  Crawling, yes. Drinking, yes.  Running, nooooo.     

Not only is drunk running a dangerous proposition, but think about the spanking new shirts you'll be soiling with your run sweat.  You're going to want to keep those shirts forever to remember that special day where you boozed and boozed with dozens of strangers.  Sweating is a sure way for those shirts to end up in a box in your garage, next to that other box full of Grandpa's old socks.